A Snapshot of my Life

May I share with you the smallest snapshot of my life?

EssexSprogBoy is naked (noodie-doodie, as we say in the TypicalEssex household), apart from a pair of grey socks. He is brandishing a blue balloon in my face and shouting,

"String! String! Get me string! Get the scissors! Get the string! I'll show you! Come on!"

I am ignoring him and typing this. This could run and run.